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…to your wife, who already thinks you’re pretty crazy.
“But if we ever try to have a third kid, and we had triplets, then we would have five kids! And where would we put them!?”
…to your wife when caring for your week old son.
“Uh-oh.”
“What do you mean ‘uh-oh’?”
“Well, I don’t think the table is a very good place to change him.”
“Why?”
“Because his head just went ‘THUNK!’.”
…when you’re supposed to have a baby any moment and call him at work.
“Hey! Guess what!!?”
“WHAT!?”
“Oh, no, no baby. I just wanted to tell you I picked up our curtains!”
Longbrake Living 
