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…to your wife, who already thinks you’re pretty crazy.

“But if we ever try to have a third kid, and we had triplets, then we would have five kids! And where would we put them!?”

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…to your wife when caring for your week old son.

“Uh-oh.”

“What do you mean ‘uh-oh’?”

“Well, I don’t think the table is a very good place to change him.”

“Why?”

“Because his head just went ‘THUNK!’.”

…when you’re supposed to have a baby any moment and call him at work.

“Hey! Guess what!!?”

“WHAT!?”

“Oh, no, no baby. I just wanted to tell you I picked up our curtains!”

Just a 20-something girl living on the East Coast, trying to figure out life. I'm a wife and mom to two. I'm trying to rediscover my love for long walks, yoga and pilates. But not hiking. I still don't like hills. I was raised at the beach, but I don't like the beach. I like to look at it, but I don't like to swim in it, I'd prefer a pool, thanks. I'm just trying to become the best person I can be -- the woman God wants me to be. That's easier said than done!

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Contact me at longbrakeliving@gmail.com - I'd love to hear from you!

Hubby is my all-time favorite guy. A perfect mix of serious, sarcastic, laid-back, handy and nerdy, he is the perfect complement to me. I love his strong work-ethic and the way he always loves and supports me through everything. Some of Hubby's favorite things include: hiking, Virginia Tech football, woodworking, and his family. When I married him in July 2007, I had no idea what an amazing journey we were headed on, and how I could come to love him so much more each day.

Our oldest, Colton, is three years old. He is equal parts sassy and hysterical. He loves all things train, car, bus, truck, and machine related. He has a penchant for made-up words and loves to be the clown of his pre-school class. Our younger son, Nathan, was born this May. He is pure joy and full of smiles! He is such a blessing and a perfect fit for our family.