…here at Longbrake Living.

Colton’s freaking out because:

A. I changed his diaper (What, you don’t like sitting in your own pee and poo? Apparently it’s fun!)

B. I made him have tummy time.

C. I sucked his nose out with the boogie sucker. (Apparently not breathing is cool too.)

I’m laughing because, I mean really, do you not find this totally hysterical?

My meanness knows no bounds.